Well, boys, the aptly-nicknamed “bikini teacher” is back in circulation! Tiffany Shepherd, the Port St. Lucie High biology teacher who caused a media frenzy when she said she was fired over her skin-revealing side-job, filed for divorce on the third birthday of her youngest boy, May 27. On Wednesday, the soon-to-be Playboy model proclaimed: “Yep, I’m single, and I could use a boyfriend. I hope there’s someone for me out there. I need $6,000 for my lawyer’s bills.”

“I always have the same problem with guys and it happened with my husband,” said Tiffany Shepherd when asked about the split. “At first, it’s all sweet and exciting even when other guys pay attention to me. But then, it gets old to whomever I’m with. My husband once told me I was too pretty to be his wife. His new girlfriend’s bikini size is a 13 … I’m a 3.”

So... Tiffany is on the open market... Super. Really, that's... that's just super good news. Wow, I mean, what a great opportunity! To be the lucky guy who gets to squire around an unemployed (and unemployable) ex-teacher whose fame clock is at T-minus 14 minutes and counting and who'll spend the rest of her prime earning years handing live bait to snowbird tourists and letting them squeeze her juggs for extra tip money. And all I have to do is foot the bill for her $6,000 divorce attorney? And she's got a monkey to boot? Sounds awesome. Quick! What's her email before someone beats me to the punch.

I have to confess to you I feel partly responsible for creating this monster. "Breastenstein." I've updated Tiffany's story a couple of times now just as an excuse to post pictures of a teacher who got fired for flaunting her enormous rack. But I never thought she was all that hot. Certainly not hot enough that she should dump her husband. Probably the one man who could put up with her inflated opinion of own looks. Something tells me Tiff is going to regret this decision. As soon as she finds out most boob-obsessed guys would rather just put the $6K into their own wife's chest and not have to tolerate this egotistical, butterfaced fish-monger. (Thanks to Ahern for the link.)